1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:02,500 No more dirty money. 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,520 I'm going to get myself a real job. 3 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:06,780 Oh, harder. 4 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:11,860 Oh, shit. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,040 Don't worry, I'll tell my husband I broke it. Your husband? 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:16,759 Are you a model? 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,400 No, not yet. 8 00:00:18,940 --> 00:00:20,560 Me? Really, why? 9 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:22,820 That means I've discovered you before anyone else. 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:41,340 Oh, somebody, somebody help me. 11 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:49,620 Witnesses every day, easily identify. 12 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:57,280 Oh, anybody, anybody. 13 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,740 She's gagging for it, Ben. 14 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,900 I thought you... Asian chicks are meant to be all, like, polite and stuff. 15 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,120 I went to a private school. 16 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:54,140 God, it's a wonder she hasn't jumped you already, the way she flaunts herself 17 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,140 around you. 18 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,300 Harder! Go for it, Ben. 19 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:02,510 Yeah, and... When Mr. Hong finds out my balls are deep -fried sushi. 20 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,890 You don't deep -fry sushi. 21 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:06,570 You know what I mean. 22 00:02:07,070 --> 00:02:13,330 No, I don't, because sushi, by its very nature, is uncooked. I mean when 23 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:18,270 Mr. Hong finds out that I'm not being his wife, he's going to put my balls in 24 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:19,270 deep fryer. 25 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:20,650 No, he won't. 26 00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:23,510 I'll look after you. 27 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,080 She's the mum, right? 28 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,780 Yes, mum. Keep up. 29 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:36,440 I can't help it if their names all sound the same. 30 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,780 Tracy, Susie. 31 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,440 Do they look the same? 32 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,620 No. 33 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:44,480 Susie's not even Asian, man. She's from, like, Hawick or something. 34 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:47,520 But, uh, doesn't the daughter want you to root the mum? Yeah, but she doesn't 35 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,520 know I have been already. 36 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,800 Well, jack it up so she gets to watch. 37 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:52,220 That way she'll find out. 38 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:56,660 Yeah, but if she finds out, then she wants Mr. Hong to find out, too, so that 39 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:57,660 he'll divorce Susie. 40 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,240 Then you get to root Tracy, right? 41 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:01,510 Yeah, but my balls will be deep fried, man. 42 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:02,970 Oh, yeah. 43 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:07,770 First time I made love to your grandmother, I wore this shirt. 44 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:11,670 Oh, Ken, we bought that at St Vincent de Paul today. 45 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:15,450 Don't worry about me, love. It's just onions. 46 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:17,490 Right. 47 00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:21,390 OK, officially, Mum has lost her. 48 00:03:22,059 --> 00:03:23,560 And this is news how? 49 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:27,100 No, I mean we should actually be concerned here. I was concerned when she 50 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,620 for that telephone charity job. Yeah, she's not really cut out for real work, 51 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,380 eh? Then we should do something to help her. 52 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,000 What? Like, money? 53 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,300 Yeah, well, that's a start. 54 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,700 No, honey, you don't need to... Look, just take it, OK? 55 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:43,060 For ironing my shirt. 56 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,379 You sure? 57 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:47,260 Absolutely. And I've booked you in with Bernard to get your hair done. 58 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,100 Oh, no, I don't need... No, no, I just want you to look your best for all these 59 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,100 job interviews. 60 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:56,530 Wanker. My family is officially a lost cause. 61 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:59,110 Think you're a little too old to get adopted, Loretta? 62 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:04,010 Watching Mum trying to be respectful is like watching a car crash in slow 63 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:09,370 motion. And then Mr Family's success story swans in, kisses her ass and makes 64 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:10,790 the rest of us look like peasants. 65 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,390 Sucks being stuck at school. 66 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:14,830 And you know the hell? 67 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,010 Cut it. 68 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:19,670 See? 69 00:04:20,269 --> 00:04:21,769 You like the incense sticks? 70 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:23,950 Bilbo's monthly trip in from Hobbiton. 71 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:26,870 Hi, Pete. 72 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:29,190 How's the farm? 73 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:31,970 Lifestyle block. 74 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:33,710 Cool. Good. 75 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:35,510 Great. 76 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:40,830 Hey, Pete, you know how I don't actually work here? 77 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:43,030 Yeah, it's cool you hanging out with Kurt. 78 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:48,290 Yeah, but I'm thinking while I'm hanging out here, why don't you pay me? 79 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:52,790 I think it's the right time to make me, like, an official employee. 80 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:57,630 I don't need any more official employees. 81 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:59,050 Oh, come on, Pete, give the job. 82 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:05,350 The thing is, Louetta, I would love to give you a job, but I can't. All these 83 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:07,890 chain stores, man, I just can't compete with you. 84 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:09,130 Yeah, right. 85 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,230 Get the picture. 86 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:14,250 We're really worried about her, aren't we? Well, what the hell am I meant to do 87 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,250 about it? 88 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:18,510 Well, hug her and tell her everything's going to be okay. 89 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,510 You're the man of the house now. 90 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:24,970 You hug her and tell her everything's going to be okay. 91 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:26,870 Yeah, but it'd be a lot better coming from you. 92 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:28,310 Oh, you think so, do you? 93 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:31,130 Look, she made her own bloody bed. 94 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:32,810 She can't handle it. 95 00:05:33,090 --> 00:05:34,450 And too bloody bad. 96 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:36,230 I've got a job for you. 97 00:05:38,710 --> 00:05:41,070 What? What do you mean, what? 98 00:05:41,890 --> 00:05:43,410 I've checked up a bloody job. 99 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,250 You say yes, Dad, and when? 100 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:51,500 Oh, no, it's just I'm... A bit busy at the moment. Picking up after the chinks. 101 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,840 I'm doing okay. 102 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,780 Yeah, got a bit of money. 103 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,820 Mr. Hong gave me a laptop. 104 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,120 Fucking impressive, Van. 105 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,480 I need you to talk to Sparky. 106 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,220 Sparky? 107 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,520 Jesus crap, Daddy. He needs someone. 108 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,520 I volunteered you. 109 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,660 Could be the start of something beautiful. 110 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:18,240 Except that he's a fucking lunatic with a major speed problem. 111 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,000 It's all lined up, fam. 112 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,960 He's expecting your call. 113 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:26,940 This is fucked. 114 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,320 I heard that. 115 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,620 Knock. 116 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:37,040 Yeah, yeah, get your hand off that. 117 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,940 It's not on it, actually. 118 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,920 Mum's in her room listening to country music again. 119 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,850 So? Well, you know how it makes her cry. 120 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:48,410 Yeah, well, she's not the only one with problems. I don't want to know, Van. 121 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:49,630 How much money have you got? 122 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:51,810 What? I want a good mum's son. 123 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:53,310 Well, what's that got to do with me? 124 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:56,710 Well, I don't have any to give her, and why does she look like a saint all the 125 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:57,710 time? 126 00:06:58,670 --> 00:06:59,670 You didn't like that? 127 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:00,729 I didn't. 128 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:01,810 Mr. Holland gave it to me. 129 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,430 Well, I want you guys to study, buddy. 130 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:04,569 I don't know. 131 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:05,570 So? 132 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:07,810 What? Mummy, hand it over. 133 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,100 I get it. 134 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:15,580 I give the money to you. 135 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,640 You give the money to Mum. What's this? 136 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,860 Oh, it's pretty crap, actually. 137 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,220 Except for Vin Diesel, man. No, no, no. I mean, when did you get it? It's not 138 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:24,220 even out in the state yet. 139 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,640 Oh, Mr. Hong's got sex in it. 140 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,360 Mostly kung fu shit. Where did Mr. Hong get it? 141 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,800 Well, gee, I don't know. Loretta? Asia, maybe? 142 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,460 This one's pretty shit, though. Just as Nicole Kidman's going to get her kid 143 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,780 off, some dickhead stands up in front of the camera. You'd think they would 144 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:45,640 have, like... Noticed that when they were editing the film together, you 145 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:49,360 Mum, you awake? 146 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:50,900 What? What is it? 147 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,300 I've been thinking. 148 00:07:55,520 --> 00:08:00,260 What? What? You know, I'm making good money at the home. 149 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,120 Yeah. What? 150 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:07,980 What is this? 151 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,280 For the housekeeping and stuff. 152 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:16,200 Oh, no, Vanny, don't... I've been thinking about it for quite a while. 153 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,700 I want you to have it. 154 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,240 OK. 155 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,820 It's a lovely gesture, son. 156 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,200 Cool. 157 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:27,460 Night. 158 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,900 Robbie, we need to talk. Well, that's not a happy boy. No, it's not. Because 159 00:08:58,900 --> 00:08:59,599 it's not. 160 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,320 It's not happening to me, Robbie. 161 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:02,660 What's not happening, love? 162 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:07,100 It. The it you promised me. All I'm getting here is the jerks putting their 163 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,720 up my skirt and staring at my tats when I'm cleaning away the empties. 164 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:12,860 Well, Pascal, the thing is, everyone has to start somewhere. 165 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,020 You promised me I'd be discovered. 166 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,460 The closest I've come to being discovered is when they're all black 167 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:22,240 foot. No, no, what I mean, Pascal, is everyone starts somewhere and then they 168 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,260 move on to somewhere else. 169 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:24,460 Yeah, so? 170 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:27,810 So, if you want to be discovered, first you need to be noticed. 171 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:29,190 Yeah. 172 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:36,330 The way to get noticed around here... Stripping. 173 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,510 In terms of being the focus of attention at this point. 174 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:43,430 But I'm a modern waiting, not a stripper. 175 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:46,890 Darling, you have all the attributes to be both. 176 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:48,350 Trust me. 177 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,370 Plus, you know it's healthy. 178 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:54,610 You're adding dance moves to your repertoire, all that posing experience. 179 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:58,790 Look, I'm not going to pressure you, but if you do decide to give it a go, 180 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:03,750 there's a lady I know, a girl who used to work here actually, at a modelling 181 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:07,770 agency. We can get your pictures in front of her nose and we'll see what 182 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:08,609 from there. 183 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:09,910 Which modelling agency? 184 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,590 Stratosphere. 185 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,670 That's like a proper modelling agency. 186 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:20,190 Like I say, Pascal, I want to help you. I really think you've got what it takes. 187 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,580 According to Van, Mr. Hong has a warehouse full of new releases that 188 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,580 been released yet. 189 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,460 Kung Fu films, Kurt. 190 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,100 Loads of Kung Fu films. 191 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,420 Yeah? Do you reckon he's going to enter the fifth too? 192 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,340 Bet he has. Oh, man. That I'd love to see. 193 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,940 Well, why see it when you could own it? 194 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:45,280 Now, between us, Kurt, we know every film week in West Auckland. 195 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,920 All we need is a start -up capital. 196 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,460 Marita, owning a couple of ripped -off DVDs is one thing. Selling them is 197 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,460 another. Yeah. 198 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,780 Selling them means we're the ones making the cash. 199 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,900 All we need is a start -up capital. 200 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,020 Want some? 201 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,000 Oh, it'll end the day, mate. 202 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,440 More for me, then. 203 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:11,200 Business is good, then, I take it? 204 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,340 Which business is it? 205 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,580 The electrician business. 206 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,280 I thought you meant the business at hand. 207 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:25,640 Yeah, so, um, like I was saying, Dad said I should give you a call, but, you 208 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,660 know, I'm really busy at the moment, so I'm probably not... You see that, uh, 209 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,080 timber mill went up in Cowra. 210 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,640 Uh, yeah, on the tally. That was you. 211 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,020 I've never been to Cowra, Alvin. 212 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,240 Never! Okay? 213 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,300 Beautiful, that one, huh? 214 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:42,940 Flames. 215 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:48,960 Mmm. I need an off -slider for a job. Yeah, I know. Now, like I said, um, I 216 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,380 don't... Now, Jerome. 217 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,810 Had a bit of an accident. 218 00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:55,610 Never stick a knife in an electric toaster, man. 219 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:02,550 Now, jobs come up, and I need someone. 220 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,430 Yeah. 221 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:09,270 I know, but like I keep saying, I'd love to help you, but I just... Okay, well, 222 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,290 said you would. 223 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:16,070 But I don't know anything about electricity and wiring and shit. Well, 224 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,330 know not to stick a knife on a toaster? 225 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,670 Yeah, of course. 226 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:19,930 Well, then you know more than Jerome! 227 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:25,840 Yeah. Um, look, I just don't think I'm the right man for this barky thing. 228 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:26,900 How's, um, how's your mum? 229 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,080 How's that place of hers? 230 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,620 You know, you should get the wiring checked at regular intervals by a 231 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,620 electrician, don't you? 232 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,940 I mean, I would be happy to pop around any time. 233 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,360 No, mate, it's all good. We got this other guy that... Do you think that I'm 234 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,800 pulling your leg when I say I need someone for a job and your dad promised 235 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,140 you? You do? 236 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,000 Then how about I pull your fucking neck for a change? 237 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:59,860 The thing is, I know my market. I know what they want. 238 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,600 Horror, sci -fi, martial arts, the newer the better. 239 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,700 And I know that you have a warehouse full of this stuff. 240 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,300 So, what I'm proposing is this. 241 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,660 You're landing these things for what? Five bucks a unit? If that. 242 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:20,080 I provide you with a list of what I need and how many units, and I pay you eight 243 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,080 bucks. the unit. 244 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:26,460 Cash. That's over 60 % profit and you don't have to worry about distribution. 245 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,900 What do you say? 246 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,540 Are you sure you're related to Van? 247 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,660 I prefer not to talk about it. 248 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Emma. 249 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,700 That's girl. You've met Emma, right? Hi. 250 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,680 I've seen you up on the... You're really flexible. 251 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,220 Thanks. 252 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,740 Emma, Pascal's a virgin, so... No, I'm not. 253 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,500 In the performance sense. 254 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,640 Emma will take good care of you. 255 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,940 Pascal, you're going to be a huge hit. 256 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,620 I know that with all my heart. 257 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,380 Drive. 258 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:16,660 Now, look, this is on. We need to... Drive. 259 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,239 You need to talk now. 260 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,320 My back. 261 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:08,660 What happened? 262 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,800 I don't know. 263 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,600 Okay. I can't move, you idiot. 264 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:20,200 You know we can't stay like this forever, don't you? Of course I know 265 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,200 Look, you just try and slide out. 266 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,459 I did. 267 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,000 Oh, you mean from underneath. 268 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:21,940 You think? 269 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:26,320 Okay, being honest, with great tits like yours, once you take your top off, you 270 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,060 can pretty much do anything you want. 271 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,640 The punt is a hook till you take your bottom half off. 272 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:34,960 It's a little bit squeamish, eh? 273 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,820 It's not like I'm not used to guys perving at me. 274 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,100 They have to use their imagination, even when I'm in a tiny little bikini. 275 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,200 But up here, they don't even have to use that. 276 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,980 When you're up there, you're the star. 277 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,470 You're the one in control. 278 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,170 You're the one with all the power. 279 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,930 Robbie said it would be powering. 280 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,950 Exactly. Not to mention it's playing my way through architecture school. 281 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,190 Really? 282 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,110 What kind of buildings are you going to design? 283 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,130 I'd love to do a cathedral. 284 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:06,369 That would be excellent. 285 00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:08,510 I'm going to be the next Rachel Hunter. 286 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,349 I can see you as that. 287 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:20,510 You put the car in a river. 288 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:25,240 With Susie in it, in the back seat. 289 00:17:26,619 --> 00:17:27,900 Her back was stuffed. 290 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,200 You were rooting for her, weren't you? Shut up. 291 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,160 Spectacular work, Van. 292 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,780 Dad home yet? 293 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,680 Where is that skanky hoe? 294 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,100 Your stepmother is in her room with the doctor. 295 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,260 And what did you tell Dad, that you were down by the lake feeding ducks? 296 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,700 You did. 297 00:17:50,909 --> 00:17:55,050 Priceless. Dad will see for the sight cellophane and he is so going to throw 298 00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:56,830 scraggy ass out into the street. 299 00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:58,390 What about me? 300 00:17:58,610 --> 00:17:59,610 What about you? 301 00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:01,930 What about me when your dad finds out? I told you. 302 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:03,910 I'll look after you. 303 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,990 Dad. Where is she? 304 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:09,530 She's in your room. 305 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:16,550 You can't bring this here. 306 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,700 Why not? It's a DVD store. For DVDs that have fulfilled the appropriate 307 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:20,700 copyright clearances. 308 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,660 Oh, Kurt, I can't believe you, of all people, are buying into that whole 309 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,380 corporate bullshit thing. I don't want to go to prison, Loretta. 310 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,480 You won't go to prison, Kurt. If we get caught, we'll just blame Bilbo and he'll 311 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,480 get a huge fine. 312 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,899 Zane, hi. 313 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,100 Loretta from the video I had here. 314 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:37,840 Okay, pause Warcraft 5, step away from your computer and listen to me. 315 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:43,020 What would you say if I told you I appear in my hot little hand even before 316 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,720 anyone in America has seen it? 317 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,280 Freddy versus Predator. 318 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,340 I thought you might say that. 319 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:52,640 Well, come down here and show me the money. 320 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,960 Ka kite. 321 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,200 I thought Bilbo had gone back to the other hobbits for the dope harvest. 322 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:05,660 Me too. 323 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,260 Well, how the hell are we expected to run our business with him around? 324 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,140 Hi, Pete. 325 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,840 Greta. Got a proposal for you. 326 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,210 Let me manage the store. 327 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:22,550 Why would I do that? Because I can generate heaps of new business while you 328 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:26,490 on the lifestyle block. None of this commuting into town, Downer. You take a 329 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:31,330 fair salary plus a proportion of the extra income. More money, less hassle. 330 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,330 -win! 331 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,810 I'd just kind of like to leave things the way they are for now. 332 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:38,070 Pete, this is a once -in -a -lifetime offer. 333 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:39,390 I'm good. Thanks, Loretta. 334 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,080 You know Asians have no mercy, right? 335 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,580 Shut up. No, I'm serious, man. 336 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,080 It's like cultural or something. 337 00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,900 Yeah, but... 338 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:06,240 Mr. 339 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,140 Hong, how is Mrs. Hong? 340 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400 Mind you're on business. 341 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,120 Oh, okay. 342 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,480 Got a job for you. Pick up package. 343 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,280 664 McCartan Drive. 344 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,320 You go around the back. You got that? 345 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,700 6 -4 McCannon Drive. 346 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,980 Yep. Cool. 347 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,440 Hey, now, Mr. Hong, I hope we're cool about... 348 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:34,400 I think it's, like, his way of saying, 349 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:40,820 OK, van, now's your chance to, like, make it up, make things right, you know? 350 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:46,580 Or it's like in that movie, you know, when they're in the desert and their 351 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,820 delivery truck turns up. 352 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,640 Is this chick's head in a box? 353 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:59,240 No, it... Oh, son of a... 354 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:05,080 Hey, Sparky. Job's on. 355 00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,340 When? Now, fuckwit. 356 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,340 Does it have to be today? Can't it wait until tomorrow? 357 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,880 Of course it can't wait until fucking tomorrow. 358 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,780 I've got something to do. It's kind of important. 359 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,100 Are you trying to wind me up? 360 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,120 No. Are you deliberately trying to wind me the fuck up? 361 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,920 I just said no. 362 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,660 Do you want me to pop round to your mum's place? 363 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,820 Because, you know, if you don't turn up, I've got plenty of time on my hands. 364 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:27,640 Okay, okay. 365 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,080 Jesus, don't have a mental breakdown. 366 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,900 Sorry. 367 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,960 Um, yeah, I'll be there. 368 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,800 Man, this sucks. 369 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:42,960 Freaking. It's like I'm going to be in, like, two places at once. 370 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,020 Like, that's possible. 371 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:47,290 I've got to do the Hong thing. 372 00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:50,390 And then there's this Sparky thing. 373 00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:52,830 Sparky doesn't take rejection well. 374 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:56,970 Two places, one time. I know they're two me's, no, they sure as shit are not. 375 00:21:58,430 --> 00:22:03,570 If I don't do the Hong thing, my balls are deep fried dim sum, and if I don't 376 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:08,250 the Sparky thing, then I get a psycho fucking speed freak electrician on my 377 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,250 case. 378 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,750 Fuck, fuck! 379 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:11,770 It's no win! 380 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:14,750 It's not a shit show, man. 381 00:22:15,949 --> 00:22:17,050 Dude. What? 382 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,790 Dude. What? 383 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:24,530 How? You pretend I'm me and... No, no. 384 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:28,690 How do I owe you? You ring me up in this total panic, babbling incoherently 385 00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:31,070 about how it's a matter of life and death and that I owe you. 386 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:32,670 How do I owe you? 387 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:37,370 The thing with the arsehole lawyer. I did that for you. Sure. But you also 388 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,890 scored several thousand dollars worth of TV and stereo equipment. 389 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:41,670 I figured that made us even. 390 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,960 Oh, come on, man. 391 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,620 It's not like I haven't pretended to be you heaps of times when you've asked me. 392 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:47,740 You only did those because you thought you'd get your end away. 393 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,260 And you only made me do them because you didn't want to break up with those 394 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:52,039 chicks yourself. 395 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,680 And you kept saying yes because you thought they might want one for the 396 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,960 I'm your brother, man. 397 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,820 And I can pay you. 398 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:09,820 You look gay. 399 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,400 I look like you. 400 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,900 Like me, but gay. 401 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,200 You want me to do this? 402 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,480 Yeah, yeah. 403 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:21,560 Okay, so you know where Sparky's place is, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 404 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,840 No way am I doing the Sparky thing. Well, why not? 405 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,800 Because he's a fucking psycho speed freak. 406 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,300 I'm going to pick up the package thing on no deal. 407 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,100 Okay, okay. 408 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:35,280 Just remember, the Hongs are Asian. 409 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,200 Which means what? 410 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560 It means... 411 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:45,460 They do things a little differently, okay? So whatever happens, just go with 412 00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:46,460 flow. 413 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,460 And don't be yourself. 414 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,140 The way I see it, we're fighting the good fight. 415 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,020 Against corporate profits and so on. 416 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,280 Now you're with it. 417 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,980 With big corporate lawyers that will nab Sir Arthur for the war. 418 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,120 Hurt, you are such a pessimist. 419 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:07,720 Can we at least take the operation out of the store where I work? 420 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,840 But this is the distribution hub. 421 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,840 We'll find a way to get Bilbo out of the equation. 422 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,480 You sound like Michael Corleone when you say that. 423 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,660 So, where are we at on the me getting my money back front? 424 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,300 Well, we're paying the Hongs ten bucks a unit. Ten bucks? 425 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,820 Yeah, and shipping them for twenty. 426 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,700 Initial demand is good and growing as fast as the human thumb can text. 427 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,520 But we need to reinvest in plant. 428 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,380 What? Kurt. 429 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,420 There is only the laws of supply and demand stopping us from taking what we 430 00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:41,920 from the Hongs for ten bucks and copying that ten times over. 431 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,660 That and the lack of technology. 432 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,320 Plus. So I took the liberty of slipping a little something to Zane, the computer 433 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,860 geek, deposit for a burner and a scanner to print the slips. 434 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,660 Kurt, our profitability just went through the roof. 435 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:01,660 And if it makes you feel any better, we're breaking no more laws making 436 00:25:01,660 --> 00:25:03,080 of illegal copies than we were already. 437 00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,490 Does anyone know if Van's going to be in for dinner? 438 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:11,990 Pass. 439 00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:13,810 Guess that's a no. 440 00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:16,830 This is for you. 441 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:19,030 What's this? 442 00:25:19,070 --> 00:25:20,070 Housekeeping and stuff. 443 00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:23,370 I got a part -time job with a video hat. 444 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,610 See you, Mum. 445 00:25:25,830 --> 00:25:26,830 Bye, look. 446 00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:29,070 You didn't have to do this. 447 00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:33,250 I know, but I figured, seeing as though I spend most of my spare time there 448 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:36,690 anyway, when I'm not studying, of course, I might as well get paid for it. 449 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,340 I'm going. 450 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,500 Ballad. 451 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,780 Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with your schoolwork. 452 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,440 Oh, no, no way. 453 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,540 Bye. 454 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,660 You are such a pussy. 455 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,320 Well, I would stay and help, but my mum doesn't like it when I break, like, 456 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,440 several million different laws. 457 00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:57,080 Just look up on your wings. 458 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,920 I ever tell you my success rate, Van? 459 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,020 No, never. 460 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,520 100%. Well, you don't get much better than that, eh? 461 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:38,040 100 % payout. 462 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,900 Yeah. Due to your electrical fault. 463 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,540 That's my trademark, man. 464 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,920 We should do another line before we go. 465 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:48,700 Do you know why I do it, Van? 466 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,040 Because you like speed? 467 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:51,999 The fires! 468 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Do you know why I do it? 469 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,500 Because people pay you. 470 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:58,200 Because there is nothing. 471 00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:00,160 more beautiful than flames. 472 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,520 Tonight'll be good. 473 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,200 The moon's right. 474 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,780 I love watching when the moon's like it is tonight. 475 00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:13,140 Yeah, good. 476 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,100 Very fucking good. 477 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:24,300 Oh, no, no, no. Something wrong with my drag theme? 478 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,680 No. 479 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,200 Okay. 480 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480 100 % man. 481 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,080 It's me, baby! 482 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,800 The home for me? 483 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:06,580 The package? 484 00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:42,679 Hello? 485 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,360 Hmm, so he didn't send you to your death inn? 486 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,440 No, apparently not. 487 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,380 Do you want a beer? 488 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:58,020 Wine would be good. 489 00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:00,180 I thought you were a beer man. 490 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,640 Yeah, well, I'm full of surprises, man. 491 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,860 Break your lips around this. 492 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,150 You know, I meant what I said before. 493 00:29:15,310 --> 00:29:16,310 Good to know. 494 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:18,170 I will look after you. 495 00:29:21,090 --> 00:29:22,450 She's up and walking. 496 00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:24,230 Yeah, for dinner. 497 00:29:25,150 --> 00:29:26,150 To talk. 498 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:28,350 Dad's so civilised about his things, you wouldn't believe. 499 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,270 I'll take your word for it then. 500 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:32,610 Yeah, they have issues to discuss. 501 00:29:33,890 --> 00:29:35,610 Always the best form of conflict resolution. 502 00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:40,110 You must think I'm a terrible person. 503 00:29:42,139 --> 00:29:43,340 Not at all, no. 504 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,760 I think you're a victim of circumstance. 505 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:56,860 And whatever you've got to do to free yourself from these circumstances, 506 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:57,860 the way it's got to be. 507 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,060 What suddenly made you so wise? 508 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,140 You'd be surprised. 509 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,220 Crowd's nice. Great. 510 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,400 No, I mean it's a good crowd. 511 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,600 Well? 512 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,500 Well, what? 513 00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:38,150 What, all of them? No, not all of them. It's the video store. 514 00:31:39,410 --> 00:31:41,290 Mind you, the whole lot did go up. 515 00:31:41,810 --> 00:31:43,330 It'd be a sight to see, wouldn't it? Eh? 516 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,030 Yeah. 517 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,670 Hmm. 518 00:31:48,370 --> 00:31:49,269 Shall we wait? 519 00:31:49,270 --> 00:31:50,270 No, I'm good, mate. 520 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,140 Do you see anyone looking in through the windows? 521 00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:14,960 One of our friends in Blue Shower. 522 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,720 Roomie on the mobile. 523 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:23,220 Boy, remember. 524 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,560 Got it. 525 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,300 What? Yeah, Jed, it's me. 526 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:52,240 Hey, um, what's the name of the video store that Loretta works at? 527 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,980 How the hell should I know? Ask her. 528 00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:03,820 Ben, don't you know it's rude to take a phone call when a lady is doing this to 529 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:04,820 you? 530 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,720 Yeah, point taken. 531 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:21,860 What? 532 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,820 What's the name of the video store you work at? The Video Ha - Why? 533 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:26,880 Bummer. Why? 534 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:29,280 Sparky's bearing it down. He's what? 535 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,140 Torturing it. No, he's not. 536 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,640 Yeah, I'm sitting outside. No, I'm sitting inside. 537 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000 What? 538 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:10,510 Don't sneak up on a bloke like that. 539 00:34:10,810 --> 00:34:12,070 What the hell do you think you're doing? 540 00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:13,790 What does it look like I'm doing? 541 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:15,929 You can't burn down my video store. 542 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:17,130 Your video store? 543 00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:18,770 No, no, no. Some heavy bloke. 544 00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:22,130 Yeah, and I work here. Well, I guess you'll have to find another job. Sorry. 545 00:34:22,469 --> 00:34:24,050 Sorry, my ass. Put it out. No. 546 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:26,270 This is my job. 547 00:34:27,050 --> 00:34:28,049 And my passion. 548 00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:29,050 Not here, it's not. 549 00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:36,550 You don't understand, Loretta. 550 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:40,739 There's not as much call for arson as there used to be. I have to treasure. 551 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,159 Every job has ever won my laugh. 552 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:47,340 What are you doing? I'm putting the bloody fire out. What does it look like? 553 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:48,860 No, you don't. 554 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,280 It's a fire. 555 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:51,659 It's a work of art. 556 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,760 No, it's not. It's you getting your rocks off. 557 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,659 You dare take another step closer? 558 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,180 Or what, you'll set fire to me too? 559 00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,220 Sorry, Sparky. 560 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,560 I came to rescue you. 561 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,800 Thanks. 562 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,360 You're up next, babe. 563 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,320 I can't do it. 564 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:28,540 Okay. Attack of nerves. This is to be expected. 565 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:32,520 No, I mean, I can't do it. There's people I know out there. 566 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,340 Okay. 567 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,160 Bad luck on the first night. 568 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,320 But it's happened to all of us. 569 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,620 Girlfriends? No, the cop who arrested my dad. And then a bunch of cops who 570 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:45,760 raided our house a few times. 571 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,240 Okay. 572 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:53,100 Look, I've had ex -boyfriends, an uncle, my intermediate form teacher. 573 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,180 You know how I deal with it? 574 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:58,940 You remember how you that's being empowered? 575 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:00,260 I keep that crap. 576 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:01,860 I put myself in my head. 577 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,300 In the place I most want to be. 578 00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:07,580 So put yourself in the place in the world you most want to be. 579 00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:10,460 The rest will go away. 580 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,240 The airplane is gone. 581 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:33,180 Come to me, come to me. That's the one. You're looking beautiful. You're great. 582 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:36,050 Yeah, keep looking at me. Look at me. That's the one. 583 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:37,610 Beautiful. Beautiful. 584 00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:40,070 Yes, 585 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:43,390 that's the one. That's the one. Beautiful. It's looking great. Looking 586 00:36:44,490 --> 00:36:46,610 Good one. Go again. Go again. Go again. 587 00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:47,729 Good one. 588 00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:48,730 Beautiful. Beautiful. 589 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,710 Oh, my God. You are amazing. 590 00:36:51,350 --> 00:36:54,110 Go, go, go, go. Again, again. Look at me. Look at sexy. 591 00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:56,090 Slowly. Go on the knees. Go on the knees. 592 00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:58,370 That's the one. You look like a lion. 593 00:36:58,670 --> 00:36:59,670 Oh, my God. 594 00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:08,540 oh my god yeah yeah yeah that's the one that's the one beautiful 595 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:14,140 go go go go go 596 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,600 Yeah, it's clear. Tracy's in the shower. 597 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,840 Yep. Come on in. 598 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Did you get it? 599 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,280 What? The package. 600 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:54,940 Oh, yeah. 601 00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,220 Cool. 602 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,040 Any problems? 603 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:01,420 No. Nothing I couldn't handle? 604 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,580 Awesome. 605 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,180 How was it? Great. 606 00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:10,820 I knew you'd say that. I made heaps of tips. Even more than Emma. Because 607 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,820 a star, baby. 608 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,340 I knew that in my waters. 609 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,380 And stratosphere expecting you tomorrow afternoon. 610 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:18,520 You were telling the truth. 611 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:21,420 I am nothing if not a man of my word, Pascal. 612 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,200 The door is ajar. The rest is up to you. 613 00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:32,780 So we're cool, right? 614 00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:37,500 I mean, I got the box. 615 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,040 Sure, Ben. 616 00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:41,060 You got the box. 617 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,120 Then yeah, I'm sure you're way after today. 618 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,020 I'm disappointed in you I Had begun to value you 619 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:58,560 as I would a son you betrayed that truck 620 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:05,500 You have to look after the car if it were your own It you 621 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:10,860 left the handbrake off That part is now a write -off What is more? 622 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:14,570 My beautiful wife was injured because of your carelessness. 623 00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:20,630 Thankfully, there was a happy outcome today. 624 00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:31,850 In the course of the doctor's examination, we discovered... She's 625 00:39:32,390 --> 00:39:33,550 Don't sound so surprised. 626 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:35,230 We've been trying for ages. 627 00:39:35,830 --> 00:39:37,130 Aren't you both happy for us? 628 00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:45,770 duck feeding incident. That wasn't the first time you fucked her, was it? 629 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:48,850 Not quite. 630 00:39:49,630 --> 00:39:50,630 How long? 631 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:55,390 Yeah, pretty much since the first second she laid eyes on me. 632 00:39:56,310 --> 00:40:00,070 And you didn't even think about using contraception? Well, often there wasn't 633 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:02,430 time. She moves past your mum. 634 00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:08,710 Don't you dare call her that. And don't think what happened between us will ever 635 00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:09,730 happen again. 636 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:21,750 This is a message for Sparky. It's Pete calling. 637 00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:27,970 Yeah, just about that wiring job that you were doing for me last night. 638 00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:29,890 not feeling too good today. Bit of a headache. 639 00:40:33,210 --> 00:40:37,910 Also, it's not such a good idea to call a convicted arsonist from the scene of 640 00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:38,950 attempted arson. 641 00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:44,830 Look, I don't know what the deal is here, why you want to burn down the 642 00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:46,310 I'm presuming money. 643 00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:48,890 I've gone down the shitter faster than Adele Curry. 644 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:54,590 Bilbo, that's because you're a hippie who knows dick about running a business. 645 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:56,390 You're totally crap at it. 646 00:40:56,590 --> 00:41:01,790 And Arthur, not the answer to your problem. That just ends you up in jail. 647 00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:03,330 I don't know what else to do. 648 00:41:04,950 --> 00:41:06,450 Luckily, that's where I come in. 649 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:12,250 Like I said before, you head on back to your lifestyle block and let me manage 650 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:12,988 the store. 651 00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:16,290 It was a generous offer, and I'm offering it one last time. 652 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:18,420 Take it and leave. 653 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,020 Bye, Pete. 654 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,240 See you, 655 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,360 Mum. 656 00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:43,900 You didn't have to do that, Hector. 657 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,840 Oh, no, I made heaps and kept the faith. 658 00:41:46,510 --> 00:41:47,510 Thank you, love. 659 00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:51,230 And I've got a meeting at an actual modelling agency. 660 00:41:51,690 --> 00:41:52,790 It did happen, Mum. 661 00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:55,910 You guys. 662 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,110 The way you've risen to this challenge. 663 00:41:58,730 --> 00:42:00,630 I feel like I'm the one day in the same. 664 00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:01,930 Oh, no way, Mum. 665 00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:03,129 You're doing great. 666 00:42:03,130 --> 00:42:03,948 Battling away? 667 00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:05,490 Real example to all of us. For sure. 668 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,190 Totally. All the way, Mum. 669 00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:08,770 I'm so proud of you. 670 00:42:09,170 --> 00:42:10,170 Cheers, Mum. 671 00:42:10,210 --> 00:42:11,210 Cheers. 672 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,690 First time I made love to Rita, I've all this shirt. 673 00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:23,560 Ben, pass me the letter. 674 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:04,600 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.